11.45 Get email from Soulmining – “Ooh, it’s like the Poosday Drinks Project without hot beverages. Although there are some hot beverages in it. You know what I mean. Can anyone join in? Seems like my idea is catching! Go and check out his blog to see how he is getting on today. The link is over there, on the right. Feed the Pony. Yep, that’s it. Click on that one.
11.51 Receive email from colleague with pictures of antelopes having a threesome and a squirrel drinking a can of Budweiser through a straw. Don’t you just love the dross you get?
11.56 Finding it difficult to get back into work. Head down Kelly, stop gossiping!
12.17 Did some work then went to the loo. Had a chat with my friend about how much today sucks and then went back to desk. Seems like I am not the only one feeling this bad today. Received email involving men and cycling shorts and bulges. Lovely.
12.18 Mr spoon’s hair has fallen off again. I feel it is time for me to fashion him a new ‘do’.
12.24 Paul comes in looking for one of our bosses. Send him on wild goose chase as we know she is at Pilates in the gym but we send him to the training room anyway. He could do with the exercise! Teach him to be so cheerful in the morning.
12.25 My figures are wrong. Swear a lot then realise it could be karma for tricking Paul. Hmmm.
12.30 Receive email with rude jokes in it. Here is one that almost made me laugh
Q. What is a Yankee?
A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
12.41 This hour is taking so long. I want my lunch.
12.42 Surely that wasn’t just 1 minute. It felt like 5. It is very quiet in here, which is always spooky!
12.45 15 minutes to lunch. Can’t wait!!!