9.45 Finally get the cup of tea that someone went off to make about 20 mins ago. Had guessed the delay was due to him milking a cow for the milk but it turns out that it has been made with sachets of milk that are dubious and leave lumps in the bottom of your tea. Add that to the fact that it is strong enough that the spoon stands straight up in it and it is less of a gift and more of a health hazard. Mental note to ask just for water when this person makes the tea.
9.55 Phone rings. Accidentally turn of headset whilst answering the phone which results in comedy sketch style conversation “Are you there?” “Hello”.
10.00 Right now I can crack on with my work as I have had an answer, Turn on BBC radio player and plug in headphones. Within 30 seconds people start asking me questions that I CANNOT HEAR AS I HAVE HEADPHONES IN DUMBASS.
10.04 Dandy Warhols – Bohemian like you is on the radio. Nice.
10.16 Brain dribbles out of my ear as I cannot get my head around the figures on this flippin’ spreadsheet. Get to lumps in bottom of tea. Yum.
10.25 Eat Yum Yum (twisty doughnut thing totally covered in icing). Ahhhh, sugar is my friend. Annoying new George Michael song on radio. Sigh.
10.36 I score higher than the contestant on Pop Master on the radio. Would make me feel good but she only scored 6.
10.45 Doing well on round two of Pop Master and the nice new girl just made me a cup of tea. Good milk, colour great, only problem is that it is not in my mug, it is in The Jackals. Bum.