Banana

December 13, 2005

My banana is really cold and I don’t like cold bananas.

All attempts to warm it up have proved unsucessful.

People here are looking at me strange because I don’t like cold bananas.

I don’t like ice cream either. When you tell people that 9 times out of 10 they say “Really”? Why would I lie about something like that?

4 Comments

  • Reply running42k December 13, 2005 at 12:02 pm

    I’m the same way with bananas. I have to take mine out of my lunch before I put it in the fridge in the morning.

  • Reply Doug December 13, 2005 at 1:35 pm

    I’m the opposite, I like the banana cold.

  • Reply soulmining December 13, 2005 at 1:43 pm

    I’m not fussy warm or cold, just as long as they’re not too ripe with a brown skin!

  • Reply monkey typist December 13, 2005 at 4:40 pm

    really fairy? are you SURE. because ive been fooled by such food-based shenanigans before, and this may be a clever trick.

    actually, yes, why would someone make that up?

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