Because I don’t seem able to finish a post at the moment.

January 4, 2007
Hello
 
Happy New Year Everyone.
 
Hope you had a wonderful festive season and that 2007 will be your year. I am sure good things are going to happen for all of us this year.
 
Anyway, I might have the inclination to post, but I do not have the time. However, there is always time for jokes so here are some to lift you out of that January funk and put a smile on your face. Warning: These are terrible.
 
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So Batman came up to me and he hit me over the head with a vase and he went T’PAU! I said “Don’t you mean KAPOW?? He said “No, I’ve got china in my hand.”

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My mate is in love with two schoolbags. He’s bisatchel.

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So I was in the jungle and there was this monkey with a tin opener. I said, “You don’t need a tin opener to peel a banana.” He said, “No, this is for the custard.”

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So this lorry full of tortoises collided with a van full of terrapins. It was a turtle disaster.

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So I told my girlfriend I had a job in a bowling alley. She said “Tenpin?” I said, “No, it’s a permanent job.”

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A Penguin walks into a pub and says to the barman “Has my brother been in?” Barman says “I dunno, what’s he look like?”

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And – my favourite…

So I fancied a game of darts with my mate. He said, “Nearest the bull goes first” He went “Baah” and I went “Moo” He said “You’re closest”

6 Comments

  • Reply Jonathan January 4, 2007 at 2:40 pm

    Love the jokes. I just passed them on to co-workers and friends hehe.

  • Reply kate January 4, 2007 at 4:15 pm

    happy new year to you and paul!

  • Reply monkey typist January 4, 2007 at 10:12 pm

    happy new year!

    i like the turtle and batman ones best! all good though

  • Reply Malnurtured Snay January 9, 2007 at 5:45 am

    I particularly enjoyed the last joke. Think I’ll tell it with a twist …

  • Reply Adz January 9, 2007 at 3:54 pm

    Happy new year – I miss your posts. Damn your work.

    However, our work are discussing “restricting” out internet access, so I may be going down your path as well soon!

  • Reply Retro Girl January 19, 2007 at 9:04 pm

    Those jokes are hilarious! Made me spit out my diet coke almost hehe.

    Have missed ya…sorry I’ve not been round…got behind as you did…

    Wishing you a fun, joyous happy new year!

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