MUSIC TORTURE PLAN BACKFIRES
Kelly-Marie, 27, was disappointed this morning when a cunningly conceived plan to annoy Paul, age too old to mention, by playing a Mariah Carey CD on the car stereo when driving to work failed completely.
When questioned about the incident Kelly-Marie said that she feels that the timing of the event was off and this could have contributed to the failure of her plan. “I should have remembered that Paul is never particularly on the ball in the morning and very often doesn’t even notice things going on straight in front of him. I can usually gauge how much sleep he has had by how close he holds the newspaper to his face. Also The Sun is a very engaging read and takes a lot of his concentration. With hindsight I think that I should have tried my plan after work when Paul is usually more awake and perky”.
“I do feel a bit silly though” she went on to say “as the plan totally backfired as I had to listen to Mariah Carey for 20 mins and I can’t stand that sort of music. To make it worse I don’t seem to be able to get one of the tracks out of my head”.
Paul was unavailable to comment.