Christmas Cheer

December 14, 2005

Well I had a wonderful lunch but I have been working my butt off since I came back. I am totally stuffed but that is good as I am going out straight after work so not having to eat is a bonus! I had pheasant for the first time and it was very nice. In fact all the food was good, the only problem was that the wine was flowing and I could only have a glass and my boss was trying to convince me to go out with her son!

Anyway I thought I would share the horrendous jokes from the crackers:

Q: What must you know to be an auctioneer?
A: Lots

Q: Who is the most famous married woman in America?
A: Mrs Sippi

Q: What does the word minimum mean?
A: A very small mother

Q: What did the beaver say to the tree?
A: Nice gnawing you

A classic collection I feel.

Actually the toy that I got in my cracker was actually really cool – it’s a keyring that is a puzzle that fits together into a cube. I pulled it apart and didn’t manage to get it back together but when I am next bored it will be great fun!

1 Comment

  • Reply running42k December 15, 2005 at 1:37 pm

    Those jokes are horrible.

    Is the son good looking? Regardless it would be suicide work wise.

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