Well I had a wonderful lunch but I have been working my butt off since I came back. I am totally stuffed but that is good as I am going out straight after work so not having to eat is a bonus! I had pheasant for the first time and it was very nice. In fact all the food was good, the only problem was that the wine was flowing and I could only have a glass and my boss was trying to convince me to go out with her son!
Anyway I thought I would share the horrendous jokes from the crackers:
Q: What must you know to be an auctioneer?
Q: Who is the most famous married woman in America?
A: Mrs Sippi
Q: What does the word minimum mean?
A: A very small mother
Q: What did the beaver say to the tree?
A: Nice gnawing you
A classic collection I feel.
Actually the toy that I got in my cracker was actually really cool – it’s a keyring that is a puzzle that fits together into a cube. I pulled it apart and didn’t manage to get it back together but when I am next bored it will be great fun!