The dangers of blogging whilst half pished.

August 19, 2005

For those not in the know (probably all of you) pished is pissed in a drunken kinda way! Please accept my apologies for all of those lovely people that got that.


I am sat in my flat at 9pm on a Friday night. Alone.


I am blogging whilst watching VH1’s 50 tracks you should download. I am starting at 39.

39: Gwen Stefani – Don’t Speak.


I am going to ramble because I am half pissed and anyone that wants a coherent post should just give up now!

Fourthy…(is that right? It’s apt!)

Any typo’s or miss-spelling should be ignored.

38. The Beatles: I’m just a jealous guy. (Not sure if that is what it is called but I missed the bit that told me)

So why am I alone at 9pm on a Friday night you might ask – “Dancinfairy why are you alone on a Friday night?” The answer is I have no idea. I had offers – I turned them down, mainly due to lack of funds. Got paid today so that sucks big time. I have had a shitty day at work that seriously pissed me off. That’s another. I guess I was kinda thinking about the whole Sam thing too. But guess what – no texts since 9 last night and no mention of coming to see me. So bastard typical – what a freakin’ surprise. I am such a tool.

37. Prince – Purple Rain

God I just text him. Must be a bit more pissed than I thought I was – I sent:

“Hey sweetie. Today been better? My day has been pants but I aqm half pissed so that’s always good. Hope you are cool x x x”

I am going to hell for my complete inability with the male sex.

36. Billy Joel _ Piano Man

THAT IS ENOUGH! Switching off VH1 – all we have is MTV which I hate so going have to hit the itunes. With the TV on mute.

Ok that is better! Paul Weller – Wishing on a Star from his cover album Studio 150. I put this album on in the car earlier. Spooky.

So that is me so far. Girlie number 1 is in France, Girlie number 2 is out with friends and I have the whole goddamn flat to myself (something I have wished for since I moved here – but on a Friday night – not so hot). God I am so depressing.

That is the thing about this blog. I say things that I think but would NEVER say aloud. Does thast make it more fucked up or less?

Message was delievered 15 mins ago but not replied to. What a surpise.

10.02 – Still no reply – Girlie number 2 rang to say she is on her way home. Less blogging for a bit I think. itunes is playing B52’s 6060-842. I LOVE the B52’s!

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Update : Okay now it is Saturday lunchtime. That is a crap post! But it is exactly how I was feeling last night. All mixed up and random. Girlie number 2 came home and bought me the most enormous portion of chips (translation : fries) from Ocean Pizza across the road. They were great – and she let me bitch about my shitty day and then she bitched about hers – it was exactly what I needed!

I have no idea what to do today – the weather is sunny and I really should get out there and enjoy it. Oh well gonna have some lunch first and then figure it out.

Oh and Sam did not reply to my message. So I have taken evasive action and changed his number in my phone book to DIGNITY. That way if I get as far as typing a text I won’t sent it when I remember that I should be saving my last shread of dignity.


  • Reply Tim August 22, 2005 at 7:47 am

    Number 38 was probably “Jealous Guy” by John Lennon. It’s a great song. Very touching. Very touching. Cry yerself a tear.

  • Reply Dancinfairy August 22, 2005 at 10:38 am

    Mystery solved. Thanks Tim!

  • Reply Doug August 22, 2005 at 1:07 pm

    Sounds like Tim was spending a lot of time in front of the tube too. I should apologize to Tim for not being available to go out Friday night. He has had a pretty shitty week too.

  • Reply Léonie August 22, 2005 at 1:37 pm

    I’m sorry about your weekend.. mine was rubbosh, too. If that’s any consolation.
    At least you got chips…

  • Reply Léonie August 22, 2005 at 1:39 pm

    And what I ACTUALLY meant was ‘rubbish’, obviously.
    Am not so much with the clever today.

  • Reply Léonie August 22, 2005 at 1:51 pm

    Here are some questions from that meme thing:
    1. If you were turned into a man for one day, how would you spend that day?
    2.If you were allowed to have one plastic surgery type operation, money no object etc, would you accept? And what would you have done?
    3. Which would you rather have: a REALLY heavy head or gravity defying arms?
    4. Do you think you’re addicted to blogging yet? If not do you think it will happen or do you see yourself losing interest?
    5. Which Friends character do you most identify with? Now which Sex and the City character?

    Sorry they’re a bit crap!
    Ask me some!!

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