Dear Santa…

July 10, 2010
So, after processing everything that I saw on Thursday, and spending a blissful hour perusing the press packs they gave us I have now picked my favourite items. Yes, you may consider this my Christmas wish list written on the hottest day of the year. In no particular order:

Photo wall clock
Alegra Bedspread
Wooden cut out tree (picture does not do it justice)
Nativity Russian Dolls
Rob Ryan Vase
Rob Ryan Mug
Ladybird activity kit
John Lewis red polka dot tea set

I had better start saving!

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Dear Santa

December 7, 2005

Dear Santa,

I have been a good Girl.

It really wasn’t my fault what happened at Claire’s Christmas party. It was Tez who spiked the punch with too much Mulled Cider. I can’t help it if I drank 1001 glasses. It was so good—smelled and tasted just like Bacon cooking.

I thought it was funny when I put Scott’s Jeans on my head and danced the Macarana on the Sofa while singing `Mr Jones’. I didn’t mean to break Claire’s Toaster and don’t know why Claire would sue me for Stealing.

I don’t remember calling Steve’s wife a Huge Duck—even though she looked like one with Red eye shadow and Turquoise lipstick!

And when I threw up on Penny’s husband’s Knee, it was only because I ate too much of those Mince Pies.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Car through my neighbor’s Bedroom. I don’t think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a Smelly Dog and have me arrested for Breaking and Entering!

So, Santa…here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all Useless and Silly. And I’m really not to blame for any of this Hard stuff. Please bring me what I want the most—bail money!

Sincerely and Happily yours,
Kelly (Really a nice Girl!)

P.S. It’s only 1 buck!

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As seen on My Boring Life.

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  • Reply kate December 7, 2005 at 3:48 pm

    Hahahaha… that is too funny Kel.

  • Reply browser58 December 7, 2005 at 8:50 pm

    Dear Dancin,

    Thought you might like to know that Santa likes good girls, but likes the bad ones better.

    Santa

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