What job would you definitely not want to have?
A doctor. I am way too ditsy to have a job where people’s lives were in the balance. I mean I can’t even remember where I put my car keys 10 minutes ago let alone what I should give to that person that is going to die if I don’t make a decision FAST! When people tell me to make a decision fast I tend to adopt the crash position and whimper.
Oprah calls and wants you to appear on her show. What would that day’s show be about?
I am not very informed on the type of shows Oprah does.
If it was Trisha I think it would be something along the lines of “I just found out that my brother is my mother’s uncle and he has been sleeping with a seven foot transvestite and that he/she is pregnant with quadruplets and may or may not be lying about the whole thing so we are going to scream at lot at each other then be forced to take a lie detector test”*
Name 3 vegetables that you eat on a regular basis.
I love vegetables. My favourites are potatoes, swede and cabbage.
If you were commissioned to rename your hometown, what would you call it?
Kellytown of course.
If you had a personal assistant, what kind of tasks would you have them to do?
Just make sure I was in the right time at the right place. I would have them manage my money as well as I am rubbish at remembering to pay bills and I overspend all the time.
Oh and I would use them to find amazing clothes at little to no cost so I would look fabulous all the time.
Can I get them to do my job as well?
* Of course this is a lie. It would be twins.