It is 10 in the morning and Fairy is happily tucked up in her bed dozing. Suddenly a door slams and there are footsteps running up the stairs. GF comes into the room and kneels on the floor next to the bed.
GF: Are you awake?
Fairy: Mmm sleeping.
GF: Can I ask you a question?
Fairy: Snuggles further down under the duvet and mumbles I’m sleeping.
GF: It won’t take long.
Fairy: Reluctantly opens eyes Mmmm
GF: Will you marry me?
Fairy: Eyes wide open What? Are you joking?
GF: Producing pretty wrapped box No
Fairy: Sat up, wide awake Yes!