Super fun!

January 20, 2006

Well I am totally bored at work, just sitting here waiting for the phone to ring or for it to actually be lunchtime so I thought i would have another go at this posting by email malarkey. What fun it is too! Much more fun than shaking a stick or even stealing candy from babies. Think my brain is switched to random today.

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Shhh!

January 19, 2006


Personally I cringe when I have to make a call in public.

However there are people out there that don’t feel the same way.

So point it out to them with these.

Genius.

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Too funny!

January 19, 2006

I have been out theiving from Mike again!

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kelly!

  1. Kelly can’t drink – she absorbs water from her surroundings by osmosis!
  2. Only twelve people have ever set foot on Kelly.
  3. A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are individually known as Kelly.
  4. Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of Kelly, and frequently rise to the surface for air.
  5. Kelly has three eyelids!
  6. Kelly is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world.
  7. Over half of Americans are officially Kelly.
  8. Kelly can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant.
  9. Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by Kelly.
  10. It took Kelly 22 years to build the Taj Mahal.

I am interested in – do tell me about

This had me in stitches!

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  • Reply kate January 19, 2006 at 2:18 pm

    “Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kate!

    Native Americans never actually ate kate; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness!

    White chocolate isn’t technically chocolate, because it doesn’t contain kate.

    Kate has four noses.

    In her entire life, kate will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey.

    It takes more than 500 peanuts to make kate.

    The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as kate.

    You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching kate!

    Early thermometers were filled with kate instead of mercury!

    A lump of kate the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.

    A kateometer is used to measure kate.”

    Is it weird that this is making me feel self conscious? LOL. Not very flattering.

  • Reply Mouldy January 19, 2006 at 3:19 pm

    Ahh. There are some very strange things going on with humour today.

    Oh well. Horses for coarses!

  • Reply AnonymousCoworker January 19, 2006 at 5:17 pm

    Only 12 people! You skank! 😉

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    Too funny.

    November 22, 2005

    Read this.

    (the funny bit starts about halfway down but if you want read about Leonie’s weekend first, then start at the top!)

    I am currently mopping tea off my desk and crying with laughter.

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  • Reply Doug November 22, 2005 at 7:29 pm

    Try the tea with some milk.

  • Reply soulmining November 22, 2005 at 7:57 pm

    If I was drinking tea I’m sure I would have done the same… priceless story!

  • Reply AnonymousCoworker November 22, 2005 at 8:46 pm

    Oh, that was filthy! Ha ha ha!

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