Wednesday morning fluff.

August 3, 2005

This was one of those chain emails you get at work but it amused me slightly so I thought that I would post it..

You may not know that many non-living things have a gender.

For example …….

1. Freezer bags:
Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

2. Copiers:
Female, because once turned off, it takes awhile to warm them up again. It’s an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

3. Tyres:
Male, because it goes bald and its often over-inflated.

4. Hot air balloon:
Male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there’s the hot air part.

5. Sponges:
Female, because they’re soft, squeezable and retain water.

6. Web page:
Female, because it’s always getting hit on.

7. Subway:
Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

8. Hourglass:
Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

9. Hammer:
Male, because it hasn’t changed much over the last 500 years but it’s handy to have around.

10. Remote control:
Female, it gives a man pleasure, he’d be lost without it, and while he doesn’t always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.

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